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I remember from Latin at school that two persons once did a competition who could write the shortest postcard and the one who wrote Ii won. I have gone/ I went/ something like this. I went to our garden shed and since it is repaired and wired
Fiat Lux
For brevity this post is much too long.
MfG Mit freundlichen Grüßen With kind Greetings
Abbreviations like eg MfG are probably shortest.