42 commandments for life, the universe and all the rest: Two dogs one couch
Hence, heretofore, forthwith:
No more than 2 (two) creatures of the species
Canis familiaris, aka “dog”
shall be allowed on the couches at any time.
It is written and therefore it shall be LAW.
I guess the language of the Law should have included a provision that the 2 dogs on the couch had to leave room for at least 1 human.